After less than a week and a half of postings, possum senior am ready for the moonlight.
Before I begin, initially, me possum senior didn't know the difference between a blog and a flog....though now, as your weenie eyes slog through these lines of me beautiful plog (Personalized bLOG)....go ahead...google it....you should know that opossums has more letters than possums, not to mention one more extra syllable.
Now, some might believe that possums and opossums are both the same but that is not the case.
Possums belong to the family Phalangeridae and order Marsupialia, while opossums belong to the order Didelphimorphia....see...we possums are of a noble stock with noble sounding names.
Despite this newfound knowledge and confidence, you do not have bragging rights. For your ludicrous species seen through our benign possumic vision, are definitely monstrous in your presumptiveness of higher intellect with your violent and uncouth mannerisms and customs....plenty of our dear cousins have ended up in your stew pot together with the vegetables....
But we harbor no ill feelings...our next postings will be of video clips of those of you who at the very least, find it in their hearts to co-exist harmoniously with us....
The humanism they've shown does indeed touched the very core of our possumic hearts.....
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